My kids are funny. Really funny! I have been writing all of their hilarious quotes on the calendar. Here they are in random order....
One day I was eating pasta salad with little Lu and she said, "Mom, you are eating someones body."
Me, "huh, how?"
Lucy,"Mom, you've just been pranked!!"
What the? Silly girl!
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Rex "Mom I am so hungry I think I heard my stomach growl Who let the dogs out!"
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Livi "I want to learn how to knit like all the old granny's on classic TV shows."
Rex "Today is Friday. Are we supposed to fry something?"
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Jack was wearing a little basketball uniform and Rex brought him to me smelling like a gallon of cologne. Rex told me that if Jack is going to be a basketball player than he needs cologne so that the girls will like him." It's true, cologne seals the deal! hahaha
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Lucy "Mom, Dora is annorring (annoying) me."
Me " Why is she annoying you Lucy?
Lucy "She keeps telling me things I already know. She always says Hola I'm Dora and this is Boots and I am like, hello I already know you are Dora and your friend is Boots. You already told me that!!"
Rex was saying our family prayer and he said, "Please bless the people of Japan after the earthquake and salami." He meant tsunami...it was really sweet and super funny.
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Lucy likes to swing the fridge door open and say, "Welcome to Lost Vegas" I have no idea where it came from but I am pretty sure she means Las Vegas instead of Lost Vegas.
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The kids love the movie Diary of a Wimpy Kid except Lucy thinks the movie is called Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid. hahahahah!!!
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Livi "I am having a grumpy day you all better step back." Well OK then! :)
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Me, "Hey Luce do you know where Jacka Boo is?"
Lucy,(while coloring a picture and not even looking up to answer)"No, he is probably eating a cockroach or something."
Awesome!!
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I asked Liv if there were any cute boys at school and if she liked any of them. She said,"Umm, NO, they all have nasty runny noses." Hahaha, maybe the year 3 boys need to invest in some tissues. :)
They all seriously crack me up. If i don't write the funny/cute things they say then I forget so I have been trying to record them when I hear them. Kids are the best!
